When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand...

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

SMS-uri in engleza, mesaje englezesti.

Life is like a book each day a new page with adventures 2 experience, lessons 2 learn n good deeds 2 replicate- Have a colorful page today!

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

If you think f... is funny f... yourself and save the money.

I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.

When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.

If I could give you one gift, I would give you the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see how truly special you are.

Dreams are not something to wait for, they are something to work for.